From the sex addict to the vicar, men open up about their manhood — every penis tells a story. And so does every vulva…. There are contented penises that have led full lives, and disappointed penises that have let down their owners — or been let down by their owners. There is the trans man who invested in the biggest and best; the underpowered poet hung up on his for years, until he decided to celebrate it with The Big Small Penis Party; the man who as a teenager thought he had genital warts and considered killing himself, until he found out they were normal spots; the business leader whose small penis taught him humility; the sex addict whose wife tried to cut it off; and the vicar who enjoyed his first threesome while training for the priesthood. That was delicate, Dodsworth says, but not as delicate as this.
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I lost my virginity to a man with a huge penis. Watching porn made me uncomfortable so I always just read erotica. I could barely open my jaw far enough to the get the thing in my mouth. We could only have sex in missionary position because everything else hurt so badly.
Girls ---- have you ever laughed ---- at a "small penis"?
Glad you liked it! Take it from me, a male, that I love to masturbate for girls. It's the best feeling in the world!
We talk all the time about how every woman is a unique sexual snowflake, and no type of vagina is better or worse than another. Well, the same thing holds true for dudes. Unfortunately, guys with small peens don't always have the easiest time dating or getting busy with someone new. The stereotype goes that a smaller than average package makes for a lame time in the sack. But to prove that that's not always the case, we asked several women who've dated or married guys with an XS situation in their pants for their feedback.